i only need three things in life:
3. clip art
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG
This is actually brilliant!
Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck) —
whoever said that he doesn’t make contributions to society
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story