Starfleet Logo I made you a waffle

knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

lustfuls:

I think it’s time they teach sarcasm at school

death-limes:

"omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!"

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

stuning:

when someone talks to you about your best friend like you dont know them:

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bigeisamazing:

things the government want from me

  • my money

things the government don’t want from me

  • these hands
Homework: A
Classwork: A
Project: A
Test: F
Final grade: F

dr-watsons-lover:

dean-twerks-cas-works:

oknatural:

Mary had two little lambs

whose souls were damned to hell

They rose and fought and saved the world

until the angels fell.

oh my god.

nO.

bead-bead:

awwww-cute:

These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep

Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……

bead-bead:

awwww-cute:

These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep

Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……

When my followers message me : I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome ! God this is weird I'm sorry.
When I message them back : SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND.