(Source: thenonbreeder10)

australiansanta:

i only need three things in life:
1. bitches
2. money
3. clip art

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

what

 

moistwaft:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

This is actually brilliant!

(Source: homeiswheretheresfun)

(Source: chumpersonable)

sawsbuckcoffee:

dont fucking sass me youtube

neopoint:

woah bitch the fuck was that for

sofapizza:

oh deer this is my stop

One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.

Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck) —

charliewalsh:

whoever said that he doesn’t make contributions to society

(Source: fuzzypickler)

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag