I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
do any of you even know my name
when people tell you to calm down when they’re talking about your favorite show
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
U KNOW HE DEAD
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
He wasn’t good enough for her.
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills